You’re Not Good Enough Unicorn Patch (2.5”x2.5”)

This is a pre-order item. Final design and color may vary slightly during final production from digital proof. Shipping expected to start on 5/29/25.

Brutal honesty. Majestically delivered.

For those who love a little self-deprecating humor stitched with rainbow flair, this patch says what everyone’s thinking—but with a unicorn. Whether you’re spiraling in self-doubt or just tired of toxic positivity, this one’s for you.

🦄 High-contrast embroidery on a soft beige background

🌈 Rainbow-maned unicorn with resting “meh” face

📏 Measures 2.5” square – fits great on cameras, jackets, backpacks, or emotional baggage

Slap it on and embrace the chaos.

Delusional confidence not included.